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ABC
Jan 8, 2013 12:00am PST
from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live! goodbye to midnight." (cheers and applause) and now, for the last time at this time, >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live" good-bye to midnight. and for now for a last time at this time, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. that's very nice. welcome i'm jimmy. this is our good-bye to midnight special. we are moving to 11:35 in most of the country and 10:35 central. i would like to guide you down a midnight memory lane. you will see some of my favorite moments from midnight here at abc. we have had good guests over the years and bad ones too. but we will try to focus on the positive. these are a few of our all time greatest guest moments. how are things on "e.r."? ♪ >> dude, you look great, by the way. ♪ >> some of the ladies in attendance believe there is a chance you will make love to them. >> i was hoping you and i could talk. >> are you tired of people telling you how great you are? do you get bored of that? >> not really. there has to be an easier way to get eggs. ♪ >> there we go. >> two, three, four!
ABC
Jan 24, 2013 11:35pm EST
damon. musical guest, matt damon. it's jimmy kimmel sucks! and now, finally, matt damon! [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah! yeah! thank you! thank you! wow. thank you so much. thank you so much. wow. thank you. hey, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to tonight's episode of "jimmy kimmel sucks." [ laughter ] i am your host, matt damon. [ cheers and applause ] hey, just for starters, let me ask you guys this. as an audience, is it weird to see a person with actual talent host this show? [ laughter ] i'm very excited to be here, obviously. jimmy has bumped me from his show 1,205 times. for ten years, every night i wait in that green room. and every night, kimmel says, "apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time." [ laughter ] i've been waiting for this moment for a long, long time. this is like when i lost my virginity. [ laughter ] except this is going to last way longer than one second. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you know, every time i got bumped off this show, it left a mark. but if you bump a man long enough, a night will come when he bumps you back. and tonight is
CNN
Jan 3, 2013 5:00pm PST
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ABC
Jan 17, 2013 11:00pm PST
. >> "nightline"will have much more on the armstrong interview starting at 12:37 after jimmy kimmel live. >> relief anger in the san jose neighborhood where word is out that a mother story about her child attempted abduction is just that. a story she made u up. tonight the child father spoke with 7 news about the ordeal. lillian is live in san jose with the story. lillian? >>reporter: carolyn, the mother remains inside her home. she isn't talking to the media tonight but the child's father is speaking out. >> i'm upset that this lie was perpetrated by my baby's mother for reasons unknown. >>reporter: curtis is the father of the 3-year-old girl whose mother said was the taingt of an attempted kidnapping in front of her own home. san jose police now say it was all a lie. but lick most everyone else he believed the story despite warnings from family and friends who remind him of things the girls mother had said in the past. >> i was basically telling them well, she wouldn't go this far, to this length to make up a story this big. >>reporter: all of this began tuesday when jenny made a
ABC
Jan 10, 2013 11:00pm PST
. then on jimmy kimmel live. >> thanks tonight on the show music from bruno mars, blake and dr. oz will tell you how to lose weight without diet or exercise. impossible. you are impossible. goodbye. >> jimmy kimmel live starts if.ht after us >> all right. hollywood gearing up for the party of the year. that is the oscars. host seventh and actress emma announce the nominees today. >> we are pleased to announce the film selected as best picture nominee for 2012 are feast of the southern wild. >> silver linings play book. >> zero dark 30. >> lincoln. >> les mis. >> the life of p i. >> amore. >> javrng 0unchained. >> and argo. >> one local note. lieutenant governor newsom's wife jennifer will be hitting the red carpet this year. she was executive producer on the invisible were way was nominated for best documentary about sexual abuse in the military. >> we have complete list of the nominee on our web site. also share your pick and challenge your friends with the my pick app on facebook that can be fun. my pick app also available on a el android and kindle device and of course see who wins o
ABC
Jan 5, 2013 12:00am EST
have a fantastic weekend. >> dicky: up next on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> facebook also has an app that can help you lose your job. it's called facebook. >> dicky: mel brooks. >> jimmy: how did you get into show biz in the first place? >> that's really none of your business. >> dicky: from abc news, jake tapper. music from jason aldean. [ male announcer ] this commercial is not about getting fios; it's about getting fios. that moment after you finally got it that you actually get it. when you see the difference 100% fiber optics makes, and you say "woah we are not on cable anymore." when online videos aren't herky jerky, you get it. or when a movie downloads in two minutes, you get it. last chance to get fios for just $79.99 a month for two years with a two-year agreement. plus $300 back. go to got2getfios.com today call the verizon center for customers with disabilities for america's fastest, most reliable internet. at 800-974-6006 tty/v. verizon fios. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, mel brooks. from abc news, jake tapper. and music from jason aldean. with
MSNBC
Jan 25, 2013 5:30am EST
the feud between matt damon and jimmy kimmel reached its peak after damon kidnaps the late night host. he high cracked his entire show. that story and a check on weather when "way too early" comes right back. [ woman ] ring. ring. progresso. i just served my mother-in-law your chicken noodle soup but she loved it so much... i told her it was homemade. everyone tells a little white lie now and then. but now she wants my recipe [ clears his throat ] [ softly ] she's right behind me isn't she? [ male announcer ] progresso. you gotta taste this soup. [ clears his throat ] you know it can be hard to lbreathe, and how that feels.e, she's right behind me isn't she? copd includes chronic bronchitis and emphysema. spiriva helps control my copd symptoms by keeping my airways open for 24 hours. plus, it reduces copd flare-ups. spiriva is the only once-daily inhaled copd maintenance treatment that does both. spiriva handihaler tiotropium bromide inhalation powder does not replace fast-acting inhalers for sudden symptoms. tell your doctor if you have kidney problems, glaucoma, trouble urinati
ABC
Jan 5, 2013 12:00am PST
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, mel brooks. from abc news, jake tapper. and music from jason aldean. with cleto and the cletones. and here, like it or not, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hola. thank you, cleto. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. welcome to my apartment complex. thank you. my pleasure to have you here. why are you here? shouldn't you be at work right now? by the way, if you are looking for a job, facebook just launched a new app. they teamed up with the department of labor to create what they call the social jobs app. you can browse through 2 million job listings. you know it's bad when even facebook thinks it's time for you to get a job. facebook also has an app that can help you lose your job. it's called facebook. try it. [ applause ] this saturday -- on saturday, we are celebrating the third annual national unfriend day or nud, for short. this is a holiday i started two years ago. the idea is to encourage people to go through their list of facebook friends and unfriend an
ABC
Jan 7, 2013 11:35pm PST
the past 33 years will be just one hour later. jimmy kimmel will be on at 11:35 eastern. we wish him the best. and we hope you'll stay up with us. for all of us at "nightline," thank you for making us the number one program in late night for the last four seasons in a row. good night, america. (dicky barrett) tonight on the "jimmy kimmel live! goodbye to midnight" special... (smooth jazz playing) well, hello... o. >>> tonight on the jimmy kimmel live good-bye to midnight special, oprah winfrey. >> hello, "o." >> matt damon. >> who are you? where "r" you from kimmel? >> handsome men's club and
ABC
Jan 2, 2013 12:00am EST
>> dicky: next on "jimmy kimmel live," this week in unnecessary censorship -- >> i might [ bleep ] your bum if you're naughty. >> dicky: carson daly. >> how many times have you been to the white house since i've had my daughter? >> twice. >> you choose this country over your friend's daughter. >> dicky: from "happy endings, zachary knighton. an >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. please pay close attention to this word from american airlines. >> hi, i'm guillermo, and i love to travel on american airlines. the check-in service is the best. they really know thousahow to t care of a big celebrity like me. they make check-in so easy. keep up the good work. >> hello, mr. rodriguez. >> hi, how are you? >> we checked you in and we also have our very own designated security line. >> you really know how to treat a celebrity. >> you don't have to be a celebrity. we offer it to all of our customers. >> this is for you. i signed it just for you. >> thank you. can i assist you in finding your seat? >> that's okay, my personal assistant will take care of that. >> hi. >> hi. >> enjoy a whole new l
ABC
Jan 11, 2013 1:05am PST
parents and their toddlers. then on jimmy kimmel live. >> thanks tonight on the show music from bruno mars, blake and dr. oz will tell you how to lose weight without diet or exercise. impossible. you are impossible. goodbye. >> jimmy kimmel liveright afters right after us alright let's break it down. mom, pop it. ♪ two inches apart, becky. two inches. t-minus nine minutes. [ ding ] [ female announcer ] pillsbury cinnamon rolls. let the making begin. ♪ [ female announcer ] go from zero to pizza in just 60 seconds with totino's pizza rolls and grab a bite of snack-defying, satisfying... because pizza...never...misses. it's on. let's roll. [ rain pattering ] [ heels clicking ] [ female announcer ] yoplait light tastes great now... ♪ ...and feels great later 20 delicious flavors of yoplait light, now at 90 calories each. yoplait, it is so good! if. >> all right. hollywood gearing up for the party of the year. that is the oscars. host seventh and actress emma announce the nominees today. >> we are pleased to announce the film selected as best picture nominee for 2012 are feast of the
ABC
Jan 8, 2013 11:35pm PST
watching jimmy kimmel during his new 11:35 time slot? >> i have. and i'm very excited. >> and what do you like about the new show? >> um, the new show -- i feel like he has a lot more freedom to be himself and it's a little more edgy. you know, he gets to push the envelope a little bit more. >> have you been watching jimmy kimmel at his new 11:35 time slot? >> i have been. it's easier. >> do you like the old show better than the new show? >> yeah, because i get to bed earlier. it's pretty good. >> do you like the new set and the new band? >> i like the new band. the new set -- >> what do you like more about the new band versus the old band? >> i think they have more talent. more guys in there with more pieces, i think. >> what do you think about the fact that he wears jeans and a t-shirt now and not a suit? >> i like it. i think it's more relaxing and the audience can enjoy it and it's more personal because they can relate to it because no one actually wears a suit all the time. >> do you think jimmy is pulling off his new earring well? >> yes, i do. it's awesome. keep it going, bro.
ABC
Jan 2, 2013 12:00am PST
>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. please pay close attention to this word from american airlines. >> hi, i'm guillermo, and i love to travel on american airlines. the check-in service is the best. they really know thousahow to t care of a big celebrity like me. they make check-in so easy. keep up the good work. >> hello, mr. rodriguez. >> hi, how are you? >> we checked you in and we also have our very own designated security line. >> you really know how to treat a celebrity. >> you don't have to be a celebrity. we offer it to all of our customers. >> this is for you. i signed it just for you. >> thank you. can i assist you in finding your seat? >> that's okay, my personal assistant will take care of that. >> hi. >> hi. >> enjoy a whole new level of comfort, connectivity and convenience only on american airlines. >> take care of my bag. >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with carson daly, zachary knighton, and muse africa dan deacon. lps you keep more of your money. with a customized interview, it helps you get every deduction, credit, and penny you deserve. try it
ABC
Jan 4, 2013 12:00am EST
kimmel live" -- >> i haven't been this excited since 11/11/11. >> dicky: john krasinski. >> i knew matt damon was a violent, arrogant, pompous drunk. and now you've proven it on television. >> let's pretend i'm famous and i'll just stand for more applause. hello! >> jimmy: the story of christmas as told by >> jimmy: hi, i'm "jimmy kimmel live." american airlines is upgrading its fleet to offer a brand-new flying experience. here's guillermo withmore. >> hi, guillermo here. i love to fly on an airplane, and the new boeing 300 from american airlines is the best. it has a business class cabin with great features. and the best part is the seats. they lay flat. they're so cozy that i like to bring them with me wherever i go. can i get another drink? can i get another blanket? can you rub my feet? can i get a coffee? oh, thank you. you do a lot of exercise? hey, when do i eat? pizza. i love pizza. hi. wow. thank you for having that wonderful body. >> enjoy a whole new level of comfort, connectivity, and convenience only on american airlines. "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with j
ABC
Jan 25, 2013 2:40am PST
the appalachian. rob and sunny, back to you. >> thanks, jim. >>> jimmy kimmel has some act to follow. after a decade of being bumped because kimmel ran out of time for him, matt damon took over kimmel's show last night. >> he had kimmel tied the up in a chair with a gag in his mouth. hollywood a-listers were all guests. andy garcia took the place of kimmel's usual security guard and the stars kept on coming in. >> you want to be on "jimmy kimmel live?" >> is jimmy in there? >> no, jimmy is not hosting it, i am. >> yeah, of course. >> demi moore also joined in on the fun and jimmy's former girlfriend, sarah silverman. she and damon have worked before in that memorable video that we really can't say on broadcast television. >> it was very funny. i didn't realize that actually happened ten years ago you said, that matt damon was supposed to be on his show and they ran out of time with matt damon in the green room. how do you not have matt damon on your show? how do you run out of time? >> matt got his revenge. >>> coming up, who is putting words in the president's mouth just for a few c
CNN
Jan 13, 2013 8:00am PST
did the networ need to apologize? >>> plus, jimmy kimmel plunging into the late night wars against leno and letterman. >> used to be on at midnight and now we're on at 11:35. now closer to co-hosting "the view." i'm howard kurtz and this is "reliable sources." >>> the television cameras were invited to the office building as vice president biden held his first meetings on the gun issue. >> every once in a while, something that awakens the conscious of the country and that tragic event did in a way like nothing i've seen in my career. >> but a few words uttered by the vp that the president might consider changing some policies by executive order sparked an explosion in the conservative media. >> what you're experiencing here is an out of control, an arrogant, an unconstitutional power grip. >> embarked on a ferocious anti-gun campaign. you better support gun control or else. >> the nra has created this mystique about themselves. they expect us to be enthralled by that mystique. the beltway press is enthralled by that mystique. >> injecting poison into the conversation as i see it on
ABC
Jan 4, 2013 12:00am PST
>> jimmy: hi, i'm "jimmy kimmel live." american airlines is upgrading its fleet to offer a brand-new flying experience. here's guillermo with more. >> hi, guillermo here. i love to fly on an airplane, and the new boeing 300 from american airlines is the best. it has a business class cabin with great features. and the best part is the seats. they lay flat. they're so cozy that i like to bring them with me wherever i go. can i get another drink? can i get another blanket? can you rub my feet? can i get a coffee? oh, thank you. you do a lot of exercise? hey, when do i eat? pizza. i love pizza. hi. wow. thank you for having that wonderful body. >> enjoy a whole new level of comfort, connectivity, and convenience only on american airlines. "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with john krasinski, mike birbiglia, and music from atlas genius. [ female announcer ] when a woman wears a pad, she can't always move the way she wants. now you can with new stayfree ultra thins. flexible layers move with your body, while thermocontrol wicks moisture away. keep moving. new stayfree. and under
ABC
Jan 18, 2013 1:05am PST
armstrong interview starting at 12:37 after jimmy kimmel live. >> relief anger in the san jose neighborhood where word is out that a mother story about her child attempted abduction is just that. a story she made u up. tonight the child father spoke with 7 news about the ordeal. lillian is live in san jose with the story. lillian? >>reporter: carolyn, the mother remains inside her home. she isn't talking to the media tonight but the child's father is speaking out. >> i'm upset that this lie was perpetrated by my baby's mother for reasons unknown. >>reporter: curtis is the father of the 3-year-old girl whose mother said was the taingt of an attempted kidnapping in front of her own home. san jose police now say it was all a lie. but lick most everyone else he believed the story despite warnings from family and friends who remind him of things the girls mother had said in the past. >> i was basically telling them well, she wouldn't go this far, to this length to make up a story this big. >>reporter: all of this began tuesday when jenny made a call to 911 saying a stranger in her neighborhood a
ABC
Jan 25, 2013 4:00am EST
talent host this show? >> matt damon hilariously hijacks "jimmy kimmel live." taking over the show, his own humor, his own guests. and there was nothing jimmy could do about it. >>> good morning. i'm sunny hostin. >> and i'm rob nelson. north korea has drawn a bull's eye on america. its leaders have issued a direct threat that they will soon test a nuclear weapon and a long-range rocket, aimed at the u.s. >> there are signs that a nuclear test is in the works. and we know their missiles can now reach hawaii. but it doesn't appear they can combine them yet. >> defense secretary leon panetta says the u.s. is ready, though, to meet any provocation. how is all this going over in that region? abc's gloria riviera has just arrived in seoul. and, gloria, how concerned are the leaders in south korea? >> reporter: rob, here in south korea, there is not panic yet. but there is serious concern. yesterday, it was the u.s. today, north korea directed its threat in this direction. north korea warned there would be, quote, strong, physical countermeasures against south korea if it takes direct pa
ABC
Jan 29, 2013 11:00pm EST
kardashian join jimmy kimmel tonight. kim and kourney kardashian join jimmy kimmel tonight. kim and kourney kardashian join jimmy kimmel tonight. we gotta sell the car. where would we even start? get the car. hi howard. get in. hi, good to see you. start with an actual written offer when selling your car, no strings attached. carmax. start here. >> some nasty weather coming our way. tornado watches from mississippi tennessee until 5:00 in the morning. primarily because of strong whence, 40-50 miles an hour. >> that will do it.
ABC
Jan 15, 2013 11:35pm PST
office. >> this is the back door at "jimmy kimmel live." this is a security guard. >> hi, can i see your i.d.? >> this is my i.d. this is the elevator. this is me getting on the elevator. find out which floor i get off on after the break. america voted. i'm getting off on the third floor. this is the men's room. this is guillermo walking out of the men's room. how'd it go in there? >> i think it went good. >> this is guillermo's fly open. that's better. this is jeff. this is jeff's last day. >> what? >> jeff, you are not safe from me pretending you're about to be fired. >> what's happening? >> you're safe! go stand over there. this is brad's computer. this is brad's power cord. >> what the [ bleep ]! get the hell out of here! >> this is me getting the hell out of here. this is me being pick up. this is me being put in a box. this is me being sealed in the box. this is me being put into a dumpster. seacrest out. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ryan seacrest cannot be stopped. this is pretty funny. a family went to see the movie "les miserables" together. and after the movie, mom an
MSNBC
Jan 9, 2013 2:30am PST
girlfriend, a.j. webb. we will find out an update about rg3, and abc debuts jimmy kimmel opposite jay leno and letterman. we will see how he handled his first night. >> i understand the house's actions, i'm not at all surprised by it i'm not guilty of any criminal wrongdoing. i've always kept my eye on her... but with so much health care noise, i didn't always watch out for myself. with unitedhealthcare, i get personalized information and rewards for addressing my health risks. but she's still going to give me a heart attack. that's health in numbers. unitedhealthcare. in the middle of the night it can be frustrating. it's hard to turn off and go back to sleep. intermezzo is the first and only prescription sleep aid approved for use as needed in the middle of the night when you can't get back to sleep. it's an effective sleep medicine you don't take before bedtime. take it in bed only when you need it and have at least four hours left for sleep. do not take intermezzo if you have had an allergic reaction to drugs containing zolpidem, such as ambien. allergic reactions such as shortnes
ABC
Jan 8, 2013 1:05am PST
next week. >> i think. >> up next, jimmy kimmel's big >> here's a look at the wakeup weather. dense fog advisory, low visibility. give yourself extra time. "spare the air" has been declared from midnight through tomorrow. mike will be here 4:30 to 7:00 a.m. to track things. >> jimmy kimmel is moving up in the world by exactly 30 minutes. >> the longest running late-night talk show in abc's history is now going to take on david letterman and jay leno head today head. starting tomorrow it will start at 11:35 right after abc7 news at 11:00. >> kimmel says he is happy to be airing in a bay area city he loves. >> been to san francisco many times. one of my favorite restaurants is the house of nan king in chinatown. i enjoyed going there, being yelled at by the owner, ordering what he forceses me to order and it's been great. >> a good assessment. >> kimmel has a special goodbye to midnight show scheduled for tonight. he takes over the new time slot tomorrow night, and then nightline will move to 12:37 a.m. >> speaking of nightline, it's up next. thanks for joining us. >> thanks for the time.
ABC
Jan 14, 2013 11:00pm PST
researchers say about people who smoke mile an hour juan as teens. >> then later on kimmel live. >> music from one republican bachelor shaun lowe and ellen is here to discuss her big golden globe win. >> i didn't win a golden gloychbility you did than the? well it's an honor just to be nominated. >> i went nominated. >> i guess we have nothing to talk about. >> they will find something. >> they will find something. starts live right after this have. >> high key mapped for the flu vaccine state wide causing some clinic to run out but state health officials say there is enough supply to meet demand no shortage but some clinic and pharmacy don't have enough in stock but it exists. new shipment expected this week. flu outbreak in most states is prompting a rush for the shots. california flu season may not peek for several more week so everyone is encouraged to get vaccinated notch east bay woman complaining that arbitrary inflection i believe rules kept her from getting her mail for 2 weeks. until our reporter laura anthony got involved. story only on 7 news. >> had to bend down it
ABC
Jan 28, 2013 11:00pm PST
research and advice for parents. >> then later on jimmy kimmel. >> thanks. tonight we have music from mcgraw, smooth is here and sir jude law. >> i'm not a nooichlt well if you keep being so negative you are never going to be a knight are never going to be a knight either. >> jimmy kilometer el live starts right after us at 11:35. >> we'll be right back after [ male announcer ] pillsbury grands biscuits. delicious. but say i press a few out flat... add some beef sloppy joe sauce... and cheese fold it all up and boom! i just made an unbeatable unsloppy joe pillsbury grands biscuits. let the making begin. [ female announcer ] in just 60 seconds, you can't get more italian. it's on. let's roll. you can't get more italian. >>reporter: some health news. new study indicates pain killers like advil and aleve could be dangerous for childre children. researchers from butler and indiana university that children given the drugs could develop acute kidney injuries such as kidney disease. drugs are especially dangerous for dehydrated children which is a symptom of the flu of course and it is flu s
ABC
Jan 7, 2013 11:00pm PST
. >> i think. >> up next, jimmy kimmel's big >> here's a look at the wakeup weather. dense fog advisory, low visibility. give yourself extra time. "spare the air" has been declared from midnight through tomorrow. mike will be here 4:30 to 7:00 a.m. to track things. >> jimmy kimmel is moving up in the world by exactly 30 minutes. >> the longest running late-night talk show in abc's history is now going to take on david letterman and jay leno head today head. starting tomorrow it will start at 11:35 right after abc7 news at 11:00. >> kimmel says he is happy to be airing in a bay area city he loves. >> been to san francisco many times. one of my favorite restaurants is the house of nan king in chinatown. i enjoyed going there, being yelled at by the owner, ordering what he forceses me to order and it's been great. >> a good assessment. >> kimmel has a special goodbye to midnight show scheduled for tonight. he takes over the new time slot tomorrow night, and then nightline will move to 12:37 a.m. >> speaking of nightline, it's up next. thanks for joining us. >> thanks for the time.
ABC
Jan 3, 2013 12:00am EST
. thanks for watching abc news. good night, america. >> dicky: up next on "jimmy kimmel live," kirstie alley. >> we can't have sex, because i don't want to be a whore! >> dicky: james salmoni. >> do they bite? >> a little bit. >> that's how people get eaten. that's what happened to either siegfried or roy. >> dicky: and music from tyler bryant and the shakedown. "j >> i am in an american airlines airplane and they gave me these wonderful pajamas and a cozy bed with soft, warm blanket. it made me feel like i'm in my own bed. >> is everything to your liking, mr. rodriguez? >> everything is great. except one thing. >> and i'll huff and i'll puff and i'll blow your house in. >> do the piggy voice! >> not by the hair of my chinny chin chin! >> your piggy is better than your wolf. i hope we never land. >> good night, mr. rodriguez. >> enjoy a whole new level of comfort, connectivity and convenience only on american airlines. >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with kirstie alley, dave salmoni with animals, and music from tyler bryant and the shakedown. the costume design. filmm
ABC
Jan 3, 2013 12:00am PST
comfort, connectivity and convenience only on american airlines. >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live" back in two minutes with kirstie alley, dave salmoni with animals, and music from tyler bryant and the shakedown. the costume design. filmmaking is my life. [ guy toe ] clarissa, i've always loved you! [ girl toe ] then prove it, marry me! it's a deal! [ kissing noises ] cut. we got it! that's me. and this is my windows phone. [ male announcer ] new windows phone. reinvented around you. ♪ man: at turbotax, we know this is more than a paycheck. it's long, hard days, late nights, and missed little league games. you've worked hard to earn your money. and we think you should have the power to keep as much of it as possible. we have tax experts to answer your questions. we'll back you and support you. because a dollar here, a dollar there-- every dollar is more important when it's yours. turbotax-- the power to keep what's yours. try it free at turbotax.com. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kirstie alley. dave salmoni. and music from tyler bryant and the shakedow
ABC
Jan 25, 2013 11:35pm EST
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight nicki minaj, from "revenge" josh bowman and matt damon tours hollywood. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> i have a headache. i had a terrible dream last night. i dreamed last night i got kidnapped by the not so talented mr. ripley. and, he forced me to sit on the stage while he hosted the show. over the course of an hour i got tied up by matt damon, dry humped by robin williams. and heckled by reese witherspoon. humiliated by sarah silverman. vandalized by demi moore. and impregnated by nicole kidman. did i cover it all? by the way -- i like to thank everyone who was in last night's studio audience for doing absolutely nothing to help me. and you didn't help me either. >> sorry, jimmy. >> yeah, well. what do i pay you for if you can't stop the guy from we bought a zoo? the only one who showed me any loyalty at all last night was ben have flecafflek. i did wonder how a guy that couldn't get four hostages out of iran couldn't get me out of my own studio. one of the things matt damon didn't get to l
ABC
Jan 30, 2013 11:35pm EST
>> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight earvin "magic" johnson, nicholas hoult, and music from antibalas with cleto and the cletones. and now, by the power vested in me, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. and sticking me tonight. we are four days away from the super bowl. super bowl parties are a lot of fun. one of the most fun parties, i think. it's also a really great way to give your friends all the flu at once. [ laughter ] hey, everyone. i sneezed in the salsa. on sunday, the san francisco 49ers battle the baltimore ravens in new orleans. this is interesting. a new study conducted by the public religious research institute says 27% of americans believe that god has a hand in determining which team wins. [ laughter ] so if you're praying for a new kidney this weekend, sorry, god has the ravens and the 49ers. [ cheers and applause ] it actually makes sense. of course god cares about football. he created a girlfriend for manti te'o out of nothing. [ laughter ] here's the thing. if god really is inf
ABC
Jan 29, 2013 11:00am PST
kardashian join jimmy kimmel. he took aim at the rising price of postage stamps. >> they raised the price yesterday. stamps are something the pilgrims used before we had the internet. i wish the post office would start charging us for e-mail. >> kristen: jimmy kimmel airs here at the new time. "nightline" comes right on after jimmy. still ahead a nerve-racking stunt in florida. imagine being 200 feet over a highway without a net. >> my guest today is one of my all time favorites, drew barrymore, we all watched her grow up on the screen and hugely successful actor and producer and a leading role model for women. i will be talking to her about new baby and new business venture. she is helping women looking their best. plus we'll have a surprise for some of the biggest fans, new moms, as well. >> kristen: coming up as 3:00 p.m., drew barrymore and then at 4:00, a alongside ear bar in san francisco officially gets an from the city. then we're live in new orleans for superbowl media day and catch up with the new famous girlfriend from a quarterback, remember her? the job she is doing superbowl
KOFY
Jan 29, 2013 11:30am PST
cross. thanks, mike. >> kim and courtney kardashian join jimmy kimmel. he took aim at the rising price of postage stamps. >> they raised the price yesterday. stamps are something the pilgrims used before we had the internet. i wish the post office would start charging us for e-mail. >> kristen: jimmy kimmel airs here at the new time. "nightline" comes right on after jimmy. still ahead a nerve-racking stunt in florida. imagine being 200 feet over a highway without a net. >> my guest today is one of my all time favorites, drew barrymore, we all watched her grow up on the screen and hugely successful actor and producer and a leading role model for women. i will be talking to her about new baby and new business venture. she is helping women looking their best. plus we'll have a surprise for some of the biggest >> kristen: coming up as 3:00 p.m., drew barrymore and then at 4:00, a alongside ear bar in san francisco officially gets an from the city. then we're live in new orleans for superbowl media day and catch up with the new famous girlfriend from a quarterback, remember her? the job she
KOFY
Jan 11, 2013 12:00am PST
on jimmy kimmel live. >> thanks tonight on the show music from bruno mars, blake and dr. oz will tell you how to lose weight without diet or exercise. impossible. you are impossible. goodbye. >> jimmy kimmel live starts right after us at 11 ♪ i'd like to thank eating right, whole grain, multigrain cheerios! my bowl, my spoons! mom, are those my jeans? [ female announcer ] people who choose more whole grain tend to weigh less than those who don't. multigrain cheerios has whole grain and 110 delicious calories. ...more grains. less you! multigrain cheerios in multi-grain cheerios peanut butter. man: at turbotax, we know this is more than a paycheck. it represents all the time you've spent helping those around you. so when it comes to taxes, we're here to help you. that's why we have cpas, enrolled agents, and tax attorneys to answer your questions-- helping you get deductions for uniforms, union dues, and even the miles you drive for a job interview. you deserve to keep more of your hard-earned money. and we're here to help make that happen. turbotax-- the power to keep what's yours.
ABC
Jan 24, 2013 11:00pm PST
are these people so happy tonight? took place in oakland give awa away. then later on jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy is not hosting tonight i am. right jim? watch me in all star parade of a.list guest this loser could never hope to attract. going to be a great show right jim? right? [applause]. >> that's matt damon of course. jimmy starts right after this jimmy starts right after this newscast at 11 >> benefit concert for the giants fan nearly boaten to death at dodgers game drew hundreds of supporters tonight. players and coaches rallied around brian stowe and tonight another example of giant effort to help out. amma has the story from redwood city. >>reporter: giants third base coach tim flannery and band held a benefit concert for brian stowe inside redwood city fox theater. he's the fan badly beaten outside dodger stadium on opening day in 2011. >> his mom wrote me a letter. that's why i'm here tonight. wonderful family. great famil family. >>reporter: flannery began fundraising year ago and raised 70,000 dollars. but that's just a fraction of his medical cost. >> the money i tell peop
ABC
Jan 25, 2013 1:05am PST
tonight? took place in oakland give awa away. then later on jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy is not hosting tonight i am. right jim? watch me in all star parade of a.list guest this loser could never hope to attract. going to be a great show right jim? right? [applause]. >> that's matt damon of course. jimmy starts right after this jimmy starts right after this newscast at 11 >> benefit concert for the giants fan nearly boaten to death at dodgers game drew hundreds of supporters tonight. players and coaches rallied around brian stowe and tonight another example of giant effort to help out. amma has the story from redwood city. >>reporter: giants third base coach tim flannery and band held a benefit concert for brian stowe inside redwood city fox theater. he's the fan badly beaten outside dodger stadium on opening day in 2011. >> his mom wrote me a letter. that's why i'm here tonight. wonderful family. great famil family. >>reporter: flannery began fundraising year ago and raised 70,000 dollars. but that's just a fraction of his medical cost. >> the money i tell people is to keep lights on.
MSNBC
Jan 10, 2013 2:30am PST
-worthy numbers no one is getting in at all this year. >>> later, jimmy kimmel has settled into his new 11:35 tr s transition. get a check on weather when "way too early" comes right back. >>> i have committed more than 20,000 additional troops to iraq the vast majority of them, five brigades will be deployed to baghdad. now is the time to act. so you say men are superior drivers? yeah. then how'd i get this... [ voice of dennis ] ...safe driving bonus check? every six months without an accident, allstate sends a check. ok. [ voice of dennis ] silence. are you in good hands? >>> let's keep the good times rolling. spring thaw. well in effect across the country. how long is it going to last? when will it get cool again? >> one question that i can't answer there. we're actually going to see a lot of rain move into the gulf coast region, this is part of the system that's going to help push some of that warmer air into the weekend. but now it's all about the rain. across eastern texas. it comes with a lot of thunderstorms, too, we could see isolated tornadoes. down along the south coast
ABC
Jan 21, 2013 11:00pm PST
second time around. >> special day in washington. >> jimmy kimmel live ghins a few minutes with ryan gosling and musical guest broader paisley. >> 2012 hottest year ever in the united states. average temperature was more than 3 degrees hotter than average. and yet somehow my fiance is always cold. i don't know how that works. all 48. >>reporter: i can relate to that. >> always cold too. "nightline"next. >> thanks for joining us everyone. 7 news "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- ryan gosling. and music from brad paisley. with cleto and the cletones and and why not? here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on the second night of our new time slot. we had a big show last night. unfortunately, i found out this afternoon we have to do it again tonight. i don't know what these people want from me. but so far, it seems to be going pretty well. last night, jennifer aniston broke my desk, and tonight ryan gosling is here to break my heart. [ laughter ] is there a cobra loose
MSNBC
Jan 17, 2013 2:30am PST
victim of a hoax. we'll have more on that story next. jimmy kimmel infects hollywood with his late night comedy. we'll show you how people on the street react. we'll have that clip and a check of whether when way too early comes back. >> in the councils of government bemust guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence whether sought or unsought by the military industrial complex. the potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist. so you say men are superior drivers? yeah. then how'd i get this... [ voice of dennis ] ...safe driving bonus check? every six months without an accident, allstate sends a check. ok. [ voice of dennis ] silence. are you in good hands? except what it's done to my hair, so i'm doing something new. new age defy shampoo, conditioner and treatment from pantene. it's a system with pro-vitamins and caffeine. 7 signs of aging hair, like dryness and damage, virtually disappear. to make it act up to 10 years younger. my hair act its age? never. new age defy. hair acts up to 10 years younger. from the pantene expert collection
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